my name is kali (pronounced kay-lee, not cali)
i was born june 4, 1996. you do the math.
i don’t have a social life. tumblr and i are happily engaged.
i’m incredibly awkward and cannot speak in public to save my life.
my only goal in life is to become a milf.
i’ve always wanted a best friend, but i tend to fuck things over too easily.
i’m fascinated by drugs and how the mind works.
i live in the bay area but i wish i could escape from society.
i think ninja turtles are fucking awesome.

previously:
livef4stdieyoung
-takeoffyourpants
sexskillsandpoppingpills
dazed-and-abused
crystal—meth 

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ps. if you go to my school, please click here.